Matres's definitions

Depresturbation

The act of occupying oneself during an otherwise overwhelming stressful or depressing situation (hence the name) using manual stimulation onto one's sexual endowments; in a simple sense, depressed masturbation.

Dude did you see Michael after his father's death?
Ah yeah, he's executing the depresturbation technique.

by Matres May 7, 2013