depressant

1. A chemical or substance that depresses the nervous system. e.g. alcohol.Often addictive.

2. A person who ruins everyone elses fun.

3. A relationship.

4. A member of the opposite sex.

John-"Hey whats wrong with you Timmy?"

Timmy-"I am full of this depressant," Points to a bottle of cheap vodka, "Because I'm still living with this depressant." points to expensive, unloving woman.

Depressant by Dry Rubber Chicken July 23, 2010

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depressingly spicy

When a situation isn't how you want it to be, but it benefits you.

Person 1: "They don't have the expensive top I wanted to get in my size. It's so depressingly spicy."
Person 2: "Yeah you really wanted it but you didn't need it and you'll save your money."

depressingly spicy by Catherine Dif January 30, 2019

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depreshun

Depreshun is a disease most nine year olds say they have NoT fOr AtTeNtIon

The symptoms are listening to billie eillish, having a vIbE, feeling connected to the song trainwreck.

9 year old 1- Guys... i have to tell you something

9 year old 2-yeah what
9 year old 1- i have depreshun *cutely bites nail

Me :)- *slaps

depreshun by Poppy swaggers July 2, 2021

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Depressing Fire

When your house burns down

Metaphorical for a bummed out feeling or attitude. Doesn’t refer specifically to a tragic event

Fuck, my break up with Triss has just been a Depressing Fire

Depressing Fire by 5YEARSgone December 28, 2019

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