an extended period of misery and unproductiveness, especially one spent away from home or in travelling.
John Gould went on a deprecation so that when he returned to work he was more motivated and productive than ever before.
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Get the self-deprecation mug.Making fun of oneself for entertainment. It's usually done by people who are depressed, but you shouldn't just assume.
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Get the Self-Deprecation mug.A theory written by Rhombicosidodecahedron stating that:
If one is to attempt to obtain an addition of rizz to a current value of rizz, which is an addition of great magnitude within a time period of minuscule duration, he shall retain his current rizz and shall not gain any but an addition of magnitude whose value shall be lowered, while also becoming subject to ridicule and chastisement which shall cause the deprecation of the magnitude of the intended addition of rizz.
If one is to attempt to obtain an addition of rizz to a current value of rizz, which is an addition of great magnitude within a time period of minuscule duration, he shall retain his current rizz and shall not gain any but an addition of magnitude whose value shall be lowered, while also becoming subject to ridicule and chastisement which shall cause the deprecation of the magnitude of the intended addition of rizz.
Bob: Imma come to school tomorrow with some gucci clothes and a new rizzful haircut and also some white shiny teeth and cologne and imma get all them girls
Joe: that's too sudden of a change. You should follow the Rhombic Theory of Rizz Deprecation which essentially says if you try to make such a sudden and dramatic increase in your rizz you will look bad
Bob: that's a shame
Joe: that's too sudden of a change. You should follow the Rhombic Theory of Rizz Deprecation which essentially says if you try to make such a sudden and dramatic increase in your rizz you will look bad
Bob: that's a shame
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Get the self-deprecation mug.When somebody puts their owns looks, intelligence, talent, situation, etc down while someone else close to them has it worse than them. Can also be called diagonal deprecation. For example, if a person says “I’m so stupid” with a 4.0 GPA, it’s kinda rude when your friend has a 3.7.
Tom: “God I’m such an idiot. A 97 in math.”
Fred: “I got an 87.” :(
Fred’s head: “Does he know about lateral deprecation?”
Fred: “I got an 87.” :(
Fred’s head: “Does he know about lateral deprecation?”
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Get the Lateral Deprecation mug.When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.
(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation
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