dependa ho

Military wife who stays at home Ith no job and complains that her husband is away on deployment and says she misses him, but bangs every Jody she can find

Mary: "wow, I wish my husband was home. I miss him so much"

Jody: "sucking my dick will make you feel better"

Mary:"you're right!!"
Husband in Iraq: "I think shes banging Jody, I honestly do"

Husbands friend: I hate to say it but she's a dependa ho"

dependa ho by millerk4 December 18, 2014

dependapotamus

Traditionally a service-members dependent who is a "stay at home mom" that doesn't do a damn thing all day besides sitting on the couch looking remarkably similar to jabba the hut leaching off of military benefits and eating anything that gets too close.

"Dude what the hell is that on your couch?"
"Thats my wife!"
"You need to do something with that dependapotamus."

dependapotamus by Daemion October 24, 2008

Dependapotamus

Dependapotamus are generally found in the domesticated areas of military bases. Contrary to believe, not all dependopatomi are overweight. The term has become a general description for a military dependent. It is a funny, joking term used to discribe spouse that is completely reliant on their military member. You can normally catch a dependapotamus at a Starbucks, yoga, or eating sushi with their dependasquad. Dependapotamus come in all shapes and sizes and are very territorial of their military spouses. Watch out, they bite ;)

My friends wife/husband (yes they exist ) is a dependapotamus. She/he shops, yogas, and doesn’t have a job but claims the rank and status of the military member.

Dependapotamus by AERDROW November 14, 2019

Salute a Dependapotamus 

Saluting the spouse of a military officer is a hidden signal to the spouse that the member rendering the salute wants to have sex with the spouse with the officer's consent/participation. Returning the salute (or demanding to be saluted for their spouse's rank) means the spouse wants to have sex with that member.

"Don't you know my husband is an officer? Why aren't you saluting me? You should always salute a dependapotamus"

Salute a Dependapotamus by TrashyPilot September 7, 2020

Dependalogical 

Incapable of independent thinking, i.e. unable to think for oneself

Person 1: I think it's highly likely that 9/11 was an inside job. The passing of the USA PATRIOT Act 2001, the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq for the purposes of harvesting opium and stealing oil respectively, the links between the Bush and bin Laden families, the collapse of Building 7 ... I could go on.

Person 2: You're a fucking hippie conspiracy theorist! They said on Fox News that people like you would try to destroy democracy with your lies!

Person 1: Ok, I'm going to end this conversation now. There's no purpose having a discussion with a dependalogical person such as yourself. :)

Dependalogical by Capitana Americá August 8, 2016

Dependapotameal 

When your dependa makes you go to a restaurant on Veterans Day for the free meal for her.

“Hey honey, I got your dependapotameal from Golden Corral. You deserve it because ‘you serve too’...”

Dependapotameal by Rustled Jimmy’s November 11, 2020

dependapotamos

A fat dependant

A fat lady depending on her husband in the military also known as a dependapotamos

dependapotamos by Mikky212 September 28, 2013