Dependatot

Children of military personnel,
Typically naked or in a diaper causing mayhem,
if dressed they are wearing some sort of camo outfit.
Cute as hell!

my dependatot son today was eating dog food

by his/her/them November 10, 2011

Dependopotamus

A leech-like creature normally associated with the military, but has been seen in other forms outside of the military. This creature can be seen in it's natural state normally in the Post or Base Exchange, usually in the food court area. Easy ways to identify the Dependopotamus are; being abnormally large, normally sloppily dressed, however some female versions will dressed in a manner that is highly unflattering to their size (clothes that are much smaller than what they should be wearing). Male Dependopotami are extremely rare, but do exist.

That man/chick is a Dependopotamus. Private Snuffy never has money because he/she is blowing it away on food and stupid stuff at the PX.

by SGT (C) Pezz January 19, 2011

Dependopotamus

An obese military members wife. AKA, BMW (Big Military Wife)
The dependopotamus can often be found grazing at Burger King on any given military installation.

Why do Dependopotamuses have sex in the water? It's the only way to keep 400lbs. of p%$$* wet.

by Tdwg February 21, 2009

dependapotamus

Traditionally a service-members dependent who is a "stay at home mom" that doesn't do a damn thing all day besides sitting on the couch looking remarkably similar to jabba the hut leaching off of military benefits and eating anything that gets too close.

"Dude what the hell is that on your couch?"
"Thats my wife!"
"You need to do something with that dependapotamus."

by Daemion October 24, 2008

pacifier-dependant

One who requires the use of a pacifier (Binky, Nuk5, MAM,) every day of one's life and experiences severe withdrawals in situations where use is prohibited. Typically experienced in infant stage, this addiction is normally eliminated by gradual "weaning" or reduction of use, to the point of elimination. Older stages of human development, including adults, may also experience this addiction. Withdrawal symptoms can be managed by creative use in situations where use is restricted. "Self-weaning" is a matter of free-will and acceptance.

The pacifier-dependant Adult Baby Girl is helpless to remove her Nuk5 pacifier. She throws a tantrum when her Daddy removes it from her mouth. Lollipops and ring-pops are of no help.

by GlennDL April 25, 2010

Dependapotamus

Dependapotamus are generally found in the domesticated areas of military bases. Contrary to believe, not all dependopatomi are overweight. The term has become a general description for a military dependent. It is a funny, joking term used to discribe spouse that is completely reliant on their military member. You can normally catch a dependapotamus at a Starbucks, yoga, or eating sushi with their dependasquad. Dependapotamus come in all shapes and sizes and are very territorial of their military spouses. Watch out, they bite ;)

My friends wife/husband (yes they exist ) is a dependapotamus. She/he shops, yogas, and doesn’t have a job but claims the rank and status of the military member.

by AERDROW November 14, 2019

Ho'Dependant

A person that is 'Ho'Dependant' can be a man or woman. This person is dependant and in most cases even addicted to maintaining a constant stream of Ho's they fuck around with.The only real goal in mind is to insure a consistant never ending Ho-flow, even if it means returning to some more than once. Reguardless of this 'handycap' the Ho'Dependant are still capable of having mostly short term relationships.The only guarantee for the future is that even before the relationship ends the Ho-flow will definately resume(not that it ever stopped).So just be a good Ho and go with the flow!

Bobby-Upps has a different Ho with him every he goes out. He told me he cant help it because he is Ho'Dependant . He has learned to not only live with this handycap but to love it too!

by Tommy&LilJody March 11, 2010