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Departia 

Pronounced: (di-PART-shə)
A temporary disorder of the mental processes caused by vacation being less than one week away. Those with DEPARTIA typically exhibit lack of focus, impaired judgement, and incessant talking about their plans to co-workers.
Origin: from "depart", derived from "Dementia"
First used by TV Meteorologist Andrew Freiden
Don't rely on Tracy to file that TPS report on time. She's off next week and the departia has kicked in already.
Departia by GreatIdea June 19, 2014

department of the interior 

Department of the interior yet another name for Vagina
I'm hoping to see the department of the interior tonight

Departure Lounge

A poo store just behind the sludge valve. Where little Chocolate Hostages sit awaiting their release.
I have a little Chocolate Hostage sat in teh departure lounge, better find a crap trap quick.

D,L-Deprenyl 

D,L-Deprenyl is a combination of 50% D-Deprenyl and 50% L-Deprenyl. They are both MAOIs (MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitors). D,L-Deprenyl metabolizes into L-Methamphetamine, L-Amphetamine, D-Methmphetamine, and D-Amphetamine. These metabolites are stimulants and norepinephrine-dopamine reuptake inhibitors and releasing agents. Remember to stack it with 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone to avoid brain damage from the methamphetamine metabolite. Adding Memantine also helps. Afobazole reduces anxiety.
I took 20mg of D,L-Deprenyl, 25mg 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (tropoflavin), 5mg Memantine, and 30mg Afobazole and I feel happier and more energetic.
D,L-Deprenyl by HawaiianPunch1 January 5, 2022
Being so depressed you cant even will yourself to finish typing the word.
I'm very depress today, I wanna die.
Depress by DingoPlaysBingo August 29, 2017

IT department 

A place where you sit around a computer for eight hours watching movies, texting, and playing minesweeper.

Other responsibilities include adding/removing computer hardware, testing software, checking the database, replacing printer cartridges, ordering computer parts, and troubleshooting around the office.

Also the fax machine is always broken and there's never coffee in the break room.
Working in an IT department isn't very convincing but the pay rate is awesome, especially if you're fresh out of college.
IT department by pregnant rhino January 29, 2012