Departia

Pronounced: (di-PART-shə)
A temporary disorder of the mental processes caused by vacation being less than one week away. Those with DEPARTIA typically exhibit lack of focus, impaired judgement, and incessant talking about their plans to co-workers.
Origin: from "depart", derived from "Dementia"
First used by TV Meteorologist Andrew Freiden

Don't rely on Tracy to file that TPS report on time. She's off next week and the departia has kicked in already.

by GreatIdea June 19, 2014

departafart

To be in an area, fart, and then leave that area.

After sitting in the lounge amongst friends, Dave left a departafart prior to adjourning himself for the evening.

by TJacobs December 14, 2015

hufman's theory of departion

the action in which a person leaves a party or formal gathering while failing to inform others about his departure leaving them clueless and apprehensive about his abrupt vansishment from the vicinity.

while attending a party or gathering, one initiates hufman's theory of departion by simply fleeing in secrecy leaving his acquaintances completly ignorant to his dissapearence; this action also tends to piss people off as well.

by PACELITE September 3, 2006

Departing gift

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.

John farted then left the room, he left a Departing gift

by naitsirhc August 23, 2009

depatriarchalization

Depatriarchalization is the sacred and systemic act of unweaving the patterns of domination, control, and separation that have shaped human consciousness and social structures under patriarchy.
It is not merely opposition to “men’s power” — it is the alchemical transformation of the patriarchal frequency itself: the energetic, psychological, and institutional imprint of hierarchy, fear, and disconnection.

Depatriarchalization is a necessary process for the birth of the new earth and to live in soul sovereignty.

by New Earth Ambassador414 November 10, 2025