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Departia 

Pronounced: (di-PART-shə)
A temporary disorder of the mental processes caused by vacation being less than one week away. Those with DEPARTIA typically exhibit lack of focus, impaired judgement, and incessant talking about their plans to co-workers.
Origin: from "depart", derived from "Dementia"
First used by TV Meteorologist Andrew Freiden
Don't rely on Tracy to file that TPS report on time. She's off next week and the departia has kicked in already.
Departia by GreatIdea June 19, 2014
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departafart 

To be in an area, fart, and then leave that area.
After sitting in the lounge amongst friends, Dave left a departafart prior to adjourning himself for the evening.
departafart by TJacobs December 14, 2015

hufman's theory of departion 

the action in which a person leaves a party or formal gathering while failing to inform others about his departure leaving them clueless and apprehensive about his abrupt vansishment from the vicinity.
while attending a party or gathering, one initiates hufman's theory of departion by simply fleeing in secrecy leaving his acquaintances completly ignorant to his dissapearence; this action also tends to piss people off as well.

Departing gift 

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.
John farted then left the room, he left a Departing gift
Departing gift by naitsirhc August 23, 2009

depatriarchalization

Depatriarchalization is the sacred and systemic act of unweaving the patterns of domination, control, and separation that have shaped human consciousness and social structures under patriarchy.
It is not merely opposition to “men’s power” — it is the alchemical transformation of the patriarchal frequency itself: the energetic, psychological, and institutional imprint of hierarchy, fear, and disconnection.
Depatriarchalization is a necessary process for the birth of the new earth and to live in soul sovereignty.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026