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Depardieu

to urinate in a bottle, can or other receptacle that is not normally used as a toilet
I was on this really long road trip, no bathrooms in sight so I had to Depardieu into a sippy cup. Je veux pisser!!
by nipher August 22, 2011
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depardieu

is when someone cannot wait to pee.

Expression came when french actor Gerard Depardieu boarded on plane and wanted to pee. The hostess asked G. Depardieu to patiently wait for the plane to take off before, he can get to the toilet. But Depardieu, did not wait. He just peed in a bottle that was overflowed. The french actor was kicked out of the plane after this incident.
Johnny:I got to Depardieu.
Stephen:What?
Johny: This is an urgency, that means that i can no longer hold my pee.
Stephen: Do not pee in my car!!!
by kuroMachin August 23, 2011
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Depardieu

Urinating in a drunken haze in a location that was not intended for peeing. often followed by a ridiculous cover-up story once sobriety is reached.
I'm totally gonna Depardieu off the balcony.

Dude was drunk as hell last night. I think he Depardieu 'd in your closet.

(caught in the act) What the hell are you Depardieu -ing?

q: who peed in the flower pot last night?
a: i think ___name____ Depardieu -dit
by Depardieu-done-didit August 25, 2011
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dipardieu

verb

To leave or remove oneself from an establishment, party, or awkward situation.

origin: A portmanteau word consisting of the term "to dip" and the name of french actor "Gérard Depardieu."
Samir: Let's bounce; this party is mad whack.
Danny: (in the background) Hey, are there any cute Asian girls here?
James: Yeah, Samir, let's dipardieu.
by Young Whistla June 2, 2009
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Deardeuff

The flakes of encrusted semen that slough from your pubes in the aftermath of a joyless and unfulfilling wank at 2pm on a wet Sunday afternoon. Like dandruff, but more emblematic of hopeless futility.
I need to wash these boxers - there's so much deardeuff in there it looks like there's been a blizzard in my underwear.
by Suzie Dented February 16, 2023
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