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depardieu
is when someone cannot wait to pee.
Expression came when french actor Gerard Depardieu boarded on plane and wanted to pee. The hostess asked G. Depardieu to patiently wait for the plane to take off before, he can get to the toilet. But Depardieu, did not wait. He just peed in a bottle that was overflowed. The french actor was kicked out of the plane after this incident.
Expression came when french actor Gerard Depardieu boarded on plane and wanted to pee. The hostess asked G. Depardieu to patiently wait for the plane to take off before, he can get to the toilet. But Depardieu, did not wait. He just peed in a bottle that was overflowed. The french actor was kicked out of the plane after this incident.
Johnny:I got to Depardieu.
Stephen:What?
Johny: This is an urgency, that means that i can no longer hold my pee.
Stephen: Do not pee in my car!!!
Stephen:What?
Johny: This is an urgency, that means that i can no longer hold my pee.
Stephen: Do not pee in my car!!!
depardieu by kuroMachin August 23, 2011
Depardieu
Urinating in a drunken haze in a location that was not intended for peeing. often followed by a ridiculous cover-up story once sobriety is reached.
I'm totally gonna Depardieu off the balcony.
Dude was drunk as hell last night. I think he Depardieu 'd in your closet.
(caught in the act) What the hell are you Depardieu -ing?
q: who peed in the flower pot last night?
a: i think ___name____ Depardieu -dit
Dude was drunk as hell last night. I think he Depardieu 'd in your closet.
(caught in the act) What the hell are you Depardieu -ing?
q: who peed in the flower pot last night?
a: i think ___name____ Depardieu -dit
Depardieu by Depardieu-done-didit August 25, 2011
dipardieu
verb
To leave or remove oneself from an establishment, party, or awkward situation.
origin: A portmanteau word consisting of the term "to dip" and the name of french actor "Gérard Depardieu."
To leave or remove oneself from an establishment, party, or awkward situation.
origin: A portmanteau word consisting of the term "to dip" and the name of french actor "Gérard Depardieu."
Samir: Let's bounce; this party is mad whack.
Danny: (in the background) Hey, are there any cute Asian girls here?
James: Yeah, Samir, let's dipardieu.
Danny: (in the background) Hey, are there any cute Asian girls here?
James: Yeah, Samir, let's dipardieu.
dipardieu by Young Whistla June 2, 2009
Deardeuff
The flakes of encrusted semen that slough from your pubes in the aftermath of a joyless and unfulfilling wank at 2pm on a wet Sunday afternoon. Like dandruff, but more emblematic of hopeless futility.
I need to wash these boxers - there's so much deardeuff in there it looks like there's been a blizzard in my underwear.
Deardeuff by Suzie Dented February 16, 2023
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