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densed by condensed_milkman July 10, 2018
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Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.
You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.
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Mike Dense 

A widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s Vice President.
And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!
Mike Dense by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

dense motherfucker

a person that doesn't understand something and totaly disregards it after it has been explained.
john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker

Disengenuious dense motherfucker 

An insult used when someone is promoting false information about something/ one to the world
YOU DISENGENUIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker 

A man who cannot tie his shoes.
Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

Control Denied 

A kick-ass Technical Progressive Power Metal band from Florida,formed by Death's vocalist/guitarist,Chuck Schuldiner(R.I.P.) and many other talented musicians such as Steve DiGiorgio and Richard Christy.
"Man,that Control Denied album kicked my ass with their serious music."
Control Denied by MetalNewbie November 15, 2004
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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