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Used as an insult to idiots or people who stand up for a specific idiot.
p1 stands up for somebody spamming

p1: this dude is totally not spamming.
p2: you dense cabbage-
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery
Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.
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