deliveryn’t
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deliveryn’t by theblackhood June 15, 2018
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Delivering the Dogs
A euphemistic term commonly associated with gay men in an attempt to announce in a classy and refined way that they are preparing...even eager...to engage in powerful anal sex with an amenable sloppy party bottom
Girlfriend, I would love to stay and chat but my boyfriend is home on shore leave so I need to run and get a pack of Magnums...daddy's gonna be delivering the dogs tonight.
Delivering the Dogs by Dirk Strongold June 12, 2011
Delivering the Pizza
Creeper: "Hey, i need your help delivering the pizza and i dont know where this street is!"
Victim: "Go down this street until you..."
Creeper: "Well I'll give you a ride to wherever you need and a couple bucks, too!"
Victim: "Uhmm.. No not today you pedophile!!!"
Victim: "Go down this street until you..."
Creeper: "Well I'll give you a ride to wherever you need and a couple bucks, too!"
Victim: "Uhmm.. No not today you pedophile!!!"
Delivering the Pizza by tom pickle March 12, 2011
deliver the goods
deliver the goods by the learner January 24, 2015
Deliver the Smackdown
Deliver the Smackdown by Peter 'Valenn1' C. November 22, 2003
Flying Delivery Truck
Flying Delivery Truck by Soulless Pacifist November 12, 2021
Delivering the news
When a man eats the entire Sunday newspaper (adds includded) and then proceedes to shit out the newspaper in a printing press style, wrap it up and deliver it to his neighbor.
Dale got up early to finish the Sunday paper, and then he ate the entire paper and was caught delivering the news to his neighbor Jan, who just wanted to look at the Sears Catalog.
Delivering the news by Se7en November 17, 2006
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
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