deliveryn’t 

loss.

deliveryn’t:

person: is this loss?
me: yeah, dumbass.

deliveryn’t by theblackhood June 15, 2018

Delivering the Dogs

A euphemistic term commonly associated with gay men in an attempt to announce in a classy and refined way that they are preparing...even eager...to engage in powerful anal sex with an amenable sloppy party bottom

Girlfriend, I would love to stay and chat but my boyfriend is home on shore leave so I need to run and get a pack of Magnums...daddy's gonna be delivering the dogs tonight.

Delivering the Dogs by Dirk Strongold June 12, 2011

Delivering the Pizza 

Code for trying to get it in with an uderaged child

Creeper: "Hey, i need your help delivering the pizza and i dont know where this street is!"
Victim: "Go down this street until you..."
Creeper: "Well I'll give you a ride to wherever you need and a couple bucks, too!"
Victim: "Uhmm.. No not today you pedophile!!!"

Delivering the Pizza by tom pickle March 12, 2011

deliver the goods 

to produce what is wanted.

i do not expect him to deliver the goods.

deliver the goods by the learner January 24, 2015

Deliver the Smackdown 

adj: to inflict serious pain on another

When I catch the guy who stole my television, I will deliver the smackdown on him

Deliver the Smackdown by Peter 'Valenn1' C. November 22, 2003

Flying Delivery Truck 

What CNN thought a plane was in 2017

CNN: "FedEx is buying up to 100 new flying delivery trucks" (2017)

Flying Delivery Truck by Soulless Pacifist November 12, 2021

Delivering the news 

When a man eats the entire Sunday newspaper (adds includded) and then proceedes to shit out the newspaper in a printing press style, wrap it up and deliver it to his neighbor.

Dale got up early to finish the Sunday paper, and then he ate the entire paper and was caught delivering the news to his neighbor Jan, who just wanted to look at the Sears Catalog.

Delivering the news by Se7en November 17, 2006