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Total Delegation Meltdown 

A disastrous event produced when the manager delegates every possible aspect of the planning to others who have real jobs and don't actually complete anything on schedule.
David go to Dublin this week? Who wouldn't want to go to Dublin?

Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.
Related Words

Delecadent 

Something that is both decadent and delectable
The roasted duck was delecadent.
Delecadent by Benjamin Chase Smith February 9, 2013

delearned 

the act of losing knowledge through your pursuit of higher education.
I used to be cool when I walked down the street, but I delearned how to be hip from all the time I spent in college.
delearned by alpha doc April 24, 2010
A land where crackheads and roadmen live in perfect harmony. You'll struggle to walk 10m without seeing someone high off their tits. Perfect destination for anyone who owns a full Adidas tracksuit, puffer jacket, and man bag.
Person 1: Wanna go Dereham
Person 2: Nah it's full of inbreds and crackhead 14 year olds.
Dereham by YeeeetOoofff September 28, 2018

delphaphobic 

Giants fan:How 'bout you me and steve go down to philly on sunday for the game.'
Giants fan #2:'Steve won't go he's a delphaphobic'
Giants fan:'Oh'
delphaphobic by lessek December 25, 2009

delegate dance 

A place where young adolescents with oversized libidos release tremendous sexual tension that has been accumulating for several days while participating in a stressful Model United Nations conference (Such as U of Penn MUN or UC Berkley MUN). The most insane and grimy party you've ever been to. Expect it to be packed with sweaty teens of all nationalities. Managing to maneuver through the dance floor is quite a challenge, you will likely get shoved and pushed as if you were in one massive mosh pit. Nationalities will often remain in packs on the dance floor, be cautious of "straight off the boat" foreigners as they are often hideous. Your clothes will undoubtedly be drenched with sweat by the end of the 4 hour affair beginning at 9 PM and ending at 12 PM. HORNY TEENS fear not, there will be plenty of MUN POON circulating through out the dance. Girls are often extremely attractive while the guys tend to be huge nerds. Delegates can expect anything from handjobs to hook ups on the dance floor. The Delegate Dance is similar to a huge orgy of teens. If one does not receive MUN POON at the dance, he has failed at life. See also: MUN POON
Jordan: Dude what was your body count at the Delegate Dance last night?
Daniel: Bro, I got so much MUN POON. I hooked up with 9 fine ass girls. Some girl gave me brain right on the dance floor. GOML dawg.
Jordan: Dayum. I got attacked by a bunch of chicks from China.
Daniel: Gross
delegate dance by danielyaa5 March 10, 2012