defuqck

When your boss asks you to do something that doesn’t pertain to your job

Bills boss asked bill to scratch his ass. Bill told Larry defuqck is in that guys ass

by Defuqck guy October 12, 2017

defuck

noun. A catastrophic defect that renders a product useless. Most common usage occurs in the software industry as a reference to critical defects.

When the customers clicked on the button, a defuck crashed the web site.

by ktooth April 22, 2013

Defuckify

Un-fuck something that's fucked

We need to defuckify this code set.

by Mr Tiger April 28, 2015

Defuckulate

To take a problem situation that is seemingly impossible to coordinate or rectify, and create a working solution that is satisfactory to all parties of interest.

"The Boss said to defuckulate your work backlog today, or you'll need a federal bailout for your next paycheck!"

by Mister Bee February 7, 2009

Defuck

Also "De-Fucked"
The antonym of fuck, used as in "getting fucked up"

To reverse the procedure of getting fucked up.
To restore to good health.
To rehabilitate.
To repair to a usable or presentable condition.

That dude is in the hospital getting defucked up after getting the shit beat out him.

This chick was totally stoned so she had to go get defucked up.

Wow, those geeks totally defucked that computer that I thought was a complete piece of shit.

by Okix25 December 17, 2010

defuckupifying

The process of fixing something that you fucked up.

I am working on defuckupifying the code I just wrote.

by ezwrighter December 11, 2013

defucked

To rectify/resolve/repair a normally unfixable thing or situation.

After I defucked the printer it was working perfectly.
I successfully defucked the car by replacing the engine. (Vella Jurd, 2014)

by ElleJudd November 6, 2014