defuckalize

A vulgar but humorous way of saying fixing, analyzing, decrypting, or diagnosing a complex problem

Friend 1: hey dude what are you doing

Friend 2: i am attempting to defuckalize the bastardized wiring system in my truck, it isnt going too well
Friend 1: well ill bring a case of beer and assist you with it
Friend 2: this day is about to become extremely counterproductive

by Psg1995 May 17, 2016

defacialize

The act of ripping a persons facial skin and or flesh from her skull by pure force of ejaculation.

Nick Cage: "I want to take her face...off. I will defacialize her."
Henchman: "Man. You orgasm like a fire hose."

by jarulf October 17, 2011

Defurbalize

The process of removing all the shed hair on a carpet or rug into a small tennis ball formation. The act is often done in a manner mimicking small kittens playing with yarn.

My college roommate defurbalizes the room after she straightens her hair. She is so considerate even though she is balding.

by Salon316 October 13, 2011

defuckanitely

Describe a situation that is fucking sure.

'Honey , is it in yet ?' 'Defucknitely yes !'

by Mokonamon May 8, 2005

Defunkatize

A hygeine product, such as: soap, deoderant and bodyspray. Could also be used as "defunk" and "defunker".

"Man, you need to go defunkatize yo'self!"

by RavenLoonatic November 28, 2005

Defecalize (Verb)

To take a shit...

Defecalize (Verb)

"I gotta' go defecalize myself..."

by Quetzalcóatl's Ghost April 3, 2011