Defness 

Adjective; a unit of measurement describing the actual level of how def a person is.

Marshall is such an awesome cat, his defness is just unfathomable..

Defness by Damian Thorne March 8, 2023

Yawn deafness

A condition where, at the peak of a big yawn, one suffers a few seconds of deafness due to the opening and closing of the eustachian tubes connecting the ear and throat. Opportunists who know of another's yawn deafness use this condition to say something to the person yawning that they don't want them to hear - usually an insult, but spoken under breath or in a normal conversational tone. Better practice is to do it with friends present who will all hear what you said. A sizeable yawn can open up a good 5 seconds of deafness opportunity.

NOTE: Not everyone suffers yawn deafness, so there is always a risk when you try it on someone new.

Ken: Man ... that was a hard day's work (starts yawning)

Fred: I came twice in your wife's arse last night.

Ken: (finishes yawning) Sorry - yawn deafness ... what was that?

Fred: Nothing ... I was just agreeing with you. Hard day indeed.

Yawn deafness by TMA-1 December 20, 2008

Ipod Deafness Syndrome 

Deafness caused by an ipod blaring in one's ear. Often really, really, annoying and occasionally provokes anger.

Jake "Dude, where's the food?"

-silence-

Jake " wheres the &*&4 food!"

Rick "don't bother dude, he's got Ipod Deafness Syndrome.

Jake "oh."

Ipod Deafness Syndrome by KrispeKream February 23, 2010

Denessa

The most badass stoner chick with a rockin curvy body. She's gorgeous and everyone is jealous they either can't have her or be her! She is a sweetheart and loves everybody. She is so generous and over-all just an amazing friend.

"Guess who I saw the other day?"
"who?"
"Denessa!"
"WOW LUCKY. I LOVE DENESSA!"

Denessa by guavaqueen September 7, 2013

Defression 

A person who pretends to have depression so they can draw attention to themselves.

Kendrick has defression.

Defression by Tanner 420 June 11, 2018

Denessa

Denessa means a combination of all good words/compliments into one. Meaning absolutely nearly perfect.

Wow, she's do denessa, no wonder everyone likes her!

Denessa by Rey & his merry little friends January 16, 2019

Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness 

When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.

While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted

Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.

Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness by peaceangel22 June 29, 2011