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Yawn deafness
A condition where, at the peak of a big yawn, one suffers a few seconds of deafness due to the opening and closing of the eustachian tubes connecting the ear and throat. Opportunists who know of another's yawn deafness use this condition to say something to the person yawning that they don't want them to hear - usually an insult, but spoken under breath or in a normal conversational tone. Better practice is to do it with friends present who will all hear what you said. A sizeable yawn can open up a good 5 seconds of deafness opportunity.
NOTE: Not everyone suffers yawn deafness, so there is always a risk when you try it on someone new.
NOTE: Not everyone suffers yawn deafness, so there is always a risk when you try it on someone new.
Ken: Man ... that was a hard day's work (starts yawning)
Fred: I came twice in your wife's arse last night.
Ken: (finishes yawning) Sorry - yawn deafness ... what was that?
Fred: Nothing ... I was just agreeing with you. Hard day indeed.
Fred: I came twice in your wife's arse last night.
Ken: (finishes yawning) Sorry - yawn deafness ... what was that?
Fred: Nothing ... I was just agreeing with you. Hard day indeed.
Yawn deafness by TMA-1 December 20, 2008
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Ipod Deafness Syndrome
Deafness caused by an ipod blaring in one's ear. Often really, really, annoying and occasionally provokes anger.
Jake "Dude, where's the food?"
-silence-
Jake " wheres the &*&4 food!"
Rick "don't bother dude, he's got Ipod Deafness Syndrome.
Jake "oh."
-silence-
Jake " wheres the &*&4 food!"
Rick "don't bother dude, he's got Ipod Deafness Syndrome.
Jake "oh."
Ipod Deafness Syndrome by KrispeKream February 23, 2010
Denessa
The most badass stoner chick with a rockin curvy body. She's gorgeous and everyone is jealous they either can't have her or be her! She is a sweetheart and loves everybody. She is so generous and over-all just an amazing friend.
Denessa by guavaqueen September 7, 2013
Denessa
Denessa means a combination of all good words/compliments into one. Meaning absolutely nearly perfect.
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Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness
When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.
While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness by peaceangel22 June 29, 2011
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