defendyawn 

when one is sleep or late on defending them self or another

you ain't even help me. you can't be my security and be defendyawn.

defendyawn by callmecer October 26, 2022

Your descendants rape defendants

The latest insult in the your mom gay series, if used against you, will instantly destroy you and your family and curses your children and descendants. Used to counter the latest

John: your mom gay
Tim: your dad lesbian
John: your granny tranny
Tim: your grandpap a trap
John: your sister a mister
Tim: your brother a mother
John: your niece obese
Tim: your nephew undress you
John: your family tree LGBT
Tim: your ancestors were investors
John: your descendants rape defendants
Tim: *dies in the most painful and slow way possible along with his extended family and their bodies are erased from existence*

Your descendants rape defendants by JDGDW May 25, 2018

Defendantly Drunk 

A state of intense inebriation that will almost certainly end in a visit to the courthouse.

Chad:"John was definitely drunk last night"

Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."

Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"

Defendantly Drunk by Critton August 25, 2013

Apparent Defendant 

A defendant in a criminal trial who is obviously guilty

Public defenders always have a very difficult job when they have to represent an apparent defendant

Apparent Defendant by o23gfh August 8, 2025

felonious criminal defendant 

An indicted criminal defendant who is awaiting trial. See TRAITOR TRUMP.

Isnt that the TRAITOR TRUMP? You know the FELONIOUS CRIMINAL DEFENDANT who stole classified documents?

felonious criminal defendant by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 14, 2024