dedehydrate

a cooler way of saying that you're going to hydrate

Hey man I'm gonna drink some water to dedehydrate myself.

dedehydrate by FloofyPlasma October 28, 2023

Dehydrated Dog 

When you are fucking a girl doggy style over a toilet, and while fucking her, make her drink out of either the toilet bowl itself or the tank behind the toilet, and she has to lap at it like a dog.

Person 1: I just fucked Karen like a dehydrated dog in my parents bathroom.
Person: Nice, I hope that water was clean.

Dehydrated Dog by ddog6969 August 30, 2009

redehydrate 

v. 1. to drink alcohol after a night of drinking 2. to start to drink again knowing full well that one has not hydrated from last night's overindulgence

n. redehydration 1. the process of draining the body of all natural fluids by ingesting alcohol for consecutive days

Even though we tied one on last night, Mel gladly accepted the marg and toasted, "To redehydrate."

redehydrate by Lark Martin October 4, 2007

dehydrated 

EXTRA DESPERATE, wanting some attention from someone who doesn't want you

(Girl) *calling ex boyfriend*: Hey are you busy?
(Man): Um, yeah out kickin it with my girl.
(Girl) : Oh really, well I want you to know I still want you and when you get through playing with her, you know where home is

(Man): Look I'll have to talk to you later
(Girl): That's fine, I still love you
(Man) *hangs up*
(Girl): He know he wasup
(Man): I wish this girl would stop calling me, I told her it was over

*Man's new girlfriend* :She not thirsty that bitch dehydrated, and she need a tall glass of move tha eff on!

dehydrated by Chyna Starr December 7, 2011

dehydrated water 

Air

“Hey bro! You want a can of dehydrated water?”
“What the fuck is that?”
“Bro! It’s Air!”

dehydrated water by Buurrggeerr June 16, 2019

dehydrated meat curtains 

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...

Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.

dehydrated meat curtains by W.A.T.III May 29, 2018

Dadhydrate 

When you're especially thirsty for daddy, you need him to DADhydrate you.

*pounding and pummeling ensues*
"Yeah Daddy, oh yeah, I'm a thirsty girl, won't you Dadhydrate me??"

Dadhydrate by Gspot24 September 4, 2019