As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.
Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.
A small short barreled pistol that was apparently very popular with ladies back in England in the 1800's (at least according to all the Romance Novelists) due to its ability to fit into a pocket.
As the large man reached for Alessandra, she pulled the small derringer out of her pocket and fired it into his chest.
1. Dick Lugar's name if he was a gangster.
2. Great name for a pornstar gangster.
3. A guy who's like a derringer revolver--a little small but plenty powerful.
1. Bro 1: Wouldn't it be cool if Dick Lugar ran the mob in Indiana?
Bro 2: He'd have to change his name to Chubby Derringer.
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!!
2. I need a good name for the mob boss in this porno I'm writing....Chubby Derringer!!
3. Chick 1: So how was that guy you hooked up with last night?
Chick 2: OMFG incredible he was like a chubby derringer!
Bros 1&2(sadly, because they're just plain small from all the steroids): extreme.....
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.