Definitions by cawcawmothahfuckah

Decoying 

Running water after taking a piss/shit to at least make it seem like you washed your hands to avoid social isolation at a public event.

Friend 1: Did you wash your hands?
Friend 2: No, I was just decoying.
Friend 1: Gross, go wash your hands!

Decoying by cawcawmothahfuckah December 26, 2013