Running water after taking a piss/shit to at least make it seem like you washed your hands to avoid social isolation at a public event.
Friend 1: Did you wash your hands?
Friend 2: No, I was just decoying.
Friend 1: Gross, go wash your hands!
Friend 2: No, I was just decoying.
Friend 1: Gross, go wash your hands!
by cawcawmothahfuckah December 25, 2013