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Decringing 

the process of removing tension in excess of personal utility from one's own physiological response to any perceived-negative stimuli.
karen: hey jeff
jeff: hey karen
karen: TBH, it is refreshing to see you so much less cringe than before!
jeff: why yes! formerly, i was cringing substantially, whereas now i am cringing far less, as you have indeed observed. This I have managed to achieve through the steady process known as Decringing, whereby through the use of various de-stressing & continual coping mechanisms, I have attained the results which you now see. =)
karen: sick
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Dringing It 

The act of tucking in your undershirt into your boxers or underwear for a better feel and control. It keeps the undershirt from getting untucked and bunching up at the bottom of your tucked in outer shirt.
Oh man I am so glad I am dringing it today, usually when I fly my undershirt bunches up and I look sloppy.
Dringing It by Jokerhudfaul July 16, 2013

decringio 

What you get when you see your math teacher bend over.
Whoa, baby, when I saw him bend over to pick up Matt's pencil, I got decringio so bad I damn near jizzed my pants!

decribbing 

Like cow tipping, but with cribs that have babies in them.
We snuck into the nursery,slammed a few beers, and went decribbing.

Destringing dick cheese 

The act of pulling sperm out of your penis after an orgasm
Destringing dick cheese

Last night after I beat off I destrung dick cheese.
Deestringing dick cheese is an odd feeling.

deminging 

Dick grabbing while assuring someone not to worry about it.
Chris was Deminging everyone at the bar last night!
deminging by danny a April 13, 2014

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