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The opposite of obsess. To relax and/or separate oneself from something important.
"Man, the PoPo is on to me. I'm obsessin' 'bout if they catch me with this shit."

"Man, decess. They won't find you. They's all off eatin' doughnuts."

"You right, man. Hand me another joint."
decess by Jizzle Lizzle June 21, 2007
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deceased 

A polite way of saying dead.
My great-great grandfather is deceased.
deceased by Dylan Coolidge August 6, 2006

VOUGE DÉESSE

A woman/girl who wears minimal makeup (a like to a Glossier model) and has a signature feature on their face (doe eyes, full pouty lips, beauty mark). They have clear skin and always looks dewy or glowing. Naturally beautiful.

Blocks everyone.

Their a player, so playing them would just be playing yourself. Outspoken

Upper-middle class chic soul child with Whitley from "A Different World" style. Great makeup skills and knows how to dress without trying.

HAS AN EXTENSIVE SKINCARE ROUTINE

You don't know a lot about their personal life. You know they'd beat someone's ass easily.

Rocks a turtle neck.

Only messes with Dior, Chanel, Mario Badescu. Not super rich but not super poor. SHADY AF.
Woke and extremely intelligent in a sophisticated way. Typically has a full or neat hourglass body, with either Afro, curly hair, light-blonde hair, or straight brown/black.

East coast is where you'll find them over the summer at or going to college in that area.

Listens to alternative R&B, alternative rap, oldies, and other mature music genres. Their extremely mature, and are majority of the time single due to their intimidating stature. Rude and strong as hell in the most bourgeois way (like Naomi Campbell and Beyoncé way).

Doesn't become friends with many people and makes sure you know that they don't like you or think highly of you. Doesn't have any best friend but has a small group of besties. Most likely to be the next prominent female figure in society. Has an aesthetic.
Billy - Everytime I watch the "Get Ready with Me" videos from Glossier all the women on there look alike!

Joel - They do! Their all vouge déesses! Perfect skin and chic features on their face. If only...
The house will not be yours till after your mother's decease.

decease by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009
The most badass stoner chick with a rockin curvy body. She's gorgeous and everyone is jealous they either can't have her or be her! She is a sweetheart and loves everybody. She is so generous and over-all just an amazing friend.
"Guess who I saw the other day?"
"who?"
"Denessa!"
"WOW LUCKY. I LOVE DENESSA!"
Denessa by guavaqueen September 7, 2013

Slay the house down boots houston im deceased 

Its a more betters version of slay, its the moment and its giving rich and expensive. If you dont know what slay the house down boots houston im deceased means then you probably a loser. Im talking to you aiden fisher. But yeah its the best word in the dictionary and only losers dont say it.
person 1: I ate!

person 2: omg slay the house down boots houston im deceased!!

Carmella DeCesare

Plain and simple: a bombshell. One of the hottest women to ever pose in Playboy. The fact that her tits weren't huge hunks of plastic is even better.
I've spent many a night jerking off to Carmella DeCesare's PB.
Carmella DeCesare by AJAW September 24, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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