14 definitions by Jizzle Lizzle

Another name for a Screaming Seagull, this is a sexual move in which 2 people have sex on the beach, and the male sticks his penis in the sand and proceeds to have sex with the girl. The result is a painful experience in which the sand makes a crunching noise inside the vagina, hence the name.

The event in which a girl is giving road head (a blowjob to a man who is driving a car) and causes the driver to crash, and the driver's airbag to come out and hit her in the head. Depending on the timing of climax, it can get quite messy.

A term for breast sex or tit fucking, in which the man places his penis between the breasts of a woman and fucks them.

Another term for a golden shower. One person urinates upon the other person.

A term for anal sex. Can be performed on a man or a woman.

An erotic sexual act in which one partner deficates, or craps, on the other. Can be but not necessarily a Cleveland Steamer.

A great actor who played superman. But then he fell off his horse or something stupid and turned into a cripple. He is now the blunt of hilarious jokes, although they aren't quite as funny now that he's dead.