tip-top

excellent,perfect,extremely good

Even though our house is in tip-top condition, we're having problems selling it.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 27, 2009

tight as a gnat’s twat

not generous and does not like spending money,miserly,mean

He was tight as a gnat’s twat that he counted every biscuit in the tin!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 27, 2009

pig off

to leave, go away. A euphemism for more
offensive terms such as piss off, etc.,
usually heard in the form of an imperative.
It is often used by women who wish
to express themselves forcefully without
obscenity.

I finally got fed up and told him to pig off.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny September 08, 2008

flog the lizard

(of a man) to masturbate.to stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

"If to flog the lizard is a sin, I know a lot of sinners," said the old man.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny September 08, 2008

cash in your chips

to die,kick the bucket,perish,depart this life

In that terrible accident you might cash in your chips right before your wedding ceremony.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

adamatical

naked. Without a conventional fig leaf

Her adamatical body was found wrapped in a sheet in a field...

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny September 07, 2008

autoerotism

Self-satisfaction of sexual desire, as by masturbation.
The arousal of sexual feeling without an external stimulus.

autoerotism is the sole way of escaping from bullheaded and self-satisfied girls.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 26, 2008