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milk the one-eyed aphid

of a male, to masturbate, to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs
when you are watching a porn Don`t forget to milk the one-eyed aphid!
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009
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dot-and-dash

He says he wants dot-and-dash in advance before he'll do the job.
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009
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tip-top

Even though our house is in tip-top condition, we're having problems selling it.
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 26, 2009
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flog the lizard

(of a man) to masturbate.to stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.
"If to flog the lizard is a sin, I know a lot of sinners," said the old man.
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 22, 2008
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autoerotism

Self-satisfaction of sexual desire, as by masturbation.
The arousal of sexual feeling without an external stimulus.
autoerotism is the sole way of escaping from bullheaded and self-satisfied girls.
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny March 3, 2009
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tight as a gnat’s twat

not generous and does not like spending money,miserly,mean
He was tight as a gnat’s twat that he counted every biscuit in the tin!
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 26, 2009
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adamatical

naked. Without a conventional fig leaf
Her adamatical body was found wrapped in a sheet in a field...
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 22, 2008
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