break a butterfly on the wheel

to waste effort on something that there is no chance of succeeding at.

He keeps trying to get it published but I think he is just trying to break a butterfly on the wheel

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

chuff all

nothing, nothing at all,nothing in the least,absolutely nothing

You know what I get for helping him? chuff all - that's what. I just do it because I want to.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 23, 2008

autoerotism

Self-satisfaction of sexual desire, as by masturbation.
The arousal of sexual feeling without an external stimulus.

autoerotism is the sole way of escaping from bullheaded and self-satisfied girls.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny March 03, 2009

tight as a gnat’s twat

not generous and does not like spending money,miserly,mean

He was tight as a gnat’s twat that he counted every biscuit in the tin!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 26, 2009

cash in your chips

to die,kick the bucket,perish,depart this life

In that terrible accident you might cash in your chips right before your wedding ceremony.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

pig off

to leave, go away. A euphemism for more
offensive terms such as piss off, etc.,
usually heard in the form of an imperative.
It is often used by women who wish
to express themselves forcefully without
obscenity.

I finally got fed up and told him to pig off.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 22, 2008

tip-top

excellent,perfect,extremely good

Even though our house is in tip-top condition, we're having problems selling it.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 26, 2009