14 definitions by Mehrdad.Hosseiny

not generous and does not like spending money,miserly,mean
He was tight as a gnat’s twat that he counted every biscuit in the tin!
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 27, 2009
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Even though our house is in tip-top condition, we're having problems selling it.
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 27, 2009
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to die,kick the bucket,perish,depart this life
In that terrible accident you might cash in your chips right before your wedding ceremony.
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009
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The house will not be yours till after your mother's decease.

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He says he wants dot-and-dash in advance before he'll do the job.
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(of a man) to masturbate.to stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

"If to flog the lizard is a sin, I know a lot of sinners," said the old man.



by Mehrdad.Hosseiny September 8, 2008
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to leave, go away. A euphemism for more
offensive terms such as piss off, etc.,
usually heard in the form of an imperative.
It is often used by women who wish
to express themselves forcefully without
obscenity.
I finally got fed up and told him to pig off.
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny September 8, 2008
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