deceptacle

The place where you put something you didn't want to lose, the location of which you have now forgotten.

I had to buy a new pair of kid gloves; I must have put my old ones in the deceptacle.

by Wong C. Lee November 6, 2011

passive receptacle

The colloquial term given to women during sex, made popular by the writings of Mr. Bob S. Andvagene in his book: The Kama Sutra.

Baljeet: Hey big lord. I heard you got some fine pussy last night.

Mahatma Ghandi: yes sir! I sure enjoyed sex with the passive receptacle.

by Lengthy lord January 27, 2018

Greek spunk receptacle

An English woman who holidays in Corfu with her slutty friends and offers her fanny to every Greek man she meets, especially if he has "national service buttocks".

"See that bird with the Kilroy tan? She's a Greek spunk receptacle"

by Benko Jubb July 14, 2006

cum receptacle

Term used for describing females who are only good for sex.

After using her for a cum receptacle, I went to the kitchen and made a sandwich.

by Frank The Tank 71 February 2, 2009

sperm receptacle

1. A person, usually female, that frequently receives massive amounts of sperm into or onto one or many of her body parts
2. Any body cavity that is on the receiving end of ejaculation; most frequently refers to the vagina, the anus, or the mouth, but may also be used to describe the ears, the nose, or other crevices

1. You should dump your girlfriend. She is the college sperm receptacle.
2. In a flash of creativity, I turned her nose into a sperm receptacle. My load got backed up into her sinuses, and she sneezed out sperm all over the place. I promptly zipped up my pants, got my jacket, and left.

by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006

Goo receptacle

Any orifice suitable as a depository for one's man chowder, baby gravy, or spooge.

"That Brianna is one hot goo receptacle! I filled five of her nine holes with my baby batter last night!"

by Misty Dawn June 26, 2008

receptacle

Receptacle "receive back,"

In Zoology
*an organ or structure that receives a secretion, eggs, sperm cells, etc.

Common use
* women that receive secretions, spermatozoa, etc. without requiring a condom.

'left me a voice message. "Next time you use me as a cum receptacle, please..."

by SuraScent April 20, 2007