Deceptacronk

That that sneaky morning decoy poo you have the morning after eating say, a really spicy pizza with jalapeños, that lulls you into thinking your arse has got away with all the chilli seeds you ate. Shortly followed by what can only be described as a bout of Satan's Marmite.

"I thought I was out of the woods this morning after last night's vindaloo. My morning poo was fine, but it turned out to be a deceptacronk."

by bum chutney October 6, 2013

deceptacon

UK. A woman who appears attractive but is actually ugly. Can be found in a number of situations or for a variety of reasons. Clever use of make-up. Drunkenness in the eye of the beholder. Darkness in a club. Nice from afar but far from nice. If you've only seen a very well taken photo. Looks good but has an awful voice/mind/personality. Anything that might deceive you into thinking she's buff but she aint. Comes from Transformers - robots in disguise.

Be careful, I'd say there's about 85% chance she's a deceptacon.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

deceptacon

evil type of transformer. lead by megatron.

starscreen, soundwave, cyclonous.

by jessica April 25, 2005

Deceptacon

-They're people we think good of, but in reality, they are two-faced, lying backstabbers...
-A person behind a mask...
-Deceptive individuals...
-"We think they're something that they're really not..."

QUOTES by One Be Lo:
-Your boyfriend's in love with you/
Now he looking at your girl-friend too/...

-She said you can rock the world/
But she ain't even a girl/
His name's Earl/...

-Police say the serve and protect/
Now they beating black folks to death/...

-The President is runnin' the show/
Nah, the President is a puppet, for sho'/...

by sniper March 8, 2005

Deceptacons

-They're people we think good of, but in reality, they are two-faced, lying backstabbers...
-A person behind a mask...
-"We think they're something that they're really not..."

QUOTES by One Be Lo:
-Your boyfriend's in love with you/
Now he looking at your girl-friend too/...

-She said you can rock the world/
But she ain't even a girl/
His name's Earl/...

-Police say the serve and protect/
Now they beating black folks to death/...

-The President is runnin' the show/
Nah, the President is a puppet, for sho'/...

by sniper March 8, 2005

deceptacon

Ever seen someone (a stranger) from behind and at a distance and thought, "Man, She/He is HOT!!!!" ?
Then suddenly have that person turn around around and realise that they are TOTALLY NOT????

That person is a "deceptacon".

Man, check out that hot chic over there. Hold on, OMG she's a total 'deceptacon'.

by HDD May 24, 2007

deceptacon

man made woman or woman made man. some parts are transformed.

dudes watch out she's a deceptacon, autobots roll out.

by uchiha elitist January 1, 2010