That that sneaky morning decoy poo you have the morning after eating say, a really spicy pizza with jalapeños, that lulls you into thinking your arse has got away with all the chilli seeds you ate. Shortly followed by what can only be described as a bout of Satan's Marmite.
"I thought I was out of the woods this morning after last night's vindaloo. My morning poo was fine, but it turned out to be a deceptacronk."
by bum chutney October 6, 2013