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1. A person, usually female, that frequently receives massive amounts of sperm into or onto one or many of her body parts
2. Any body cavity that is on the receiving end of ejaculation; most frequently refers to the vagina, the anus, or the mouth, but may also be used to describe the ears, the nose, or other crevices
1. You should dump your girlfriend. She is the college sperm receptacle.
2. In a flash of creativity, I turned her nose into a sperm receptacle. My load got backed up into her sinuses, and she sneezed out sperm all over the place. I promptly zipped up my pants, got my jacket, and left.
by Ryan K-Dogg October 17, 2006
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Sep 17 Word of the Day
Fredagsmys is pretty much the most holy tradition of Sweden. The word origins from two words; β€œfredag” and β€œmys”, which roughly translates to Friday and cozy. Every Friday, all Swedes drive by the supermarket to buy ingredients for taco, soda and chips. Then, they all sit down in their sofas with their families or friends and watch telly. Usually, the parents fall asleep after a few glasses of wine or beer while the kids stuff themselves with chips until they have a stomach ache.
Now it's the end of the week; it is time for fredagsmys!
by popsicle power June 19, 2011
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A female whose only meaningful function is performed on her back with her legs in the air. Or bent over the kitchen table. Or up against the wall. You get the idea.
Joe got engaged to Mary despite her position as the town's bullgoose sperm receptacle.
by Ubiq1 August 24, 2011
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