Bitchass police, usually from small towns, that have nothing better to do but harass young males.
I had a run in with the decepticops the other day. They saw me driving a Lincoln Continental, so they figured I was dealing drugs and preparing for a drive by. I tried to explain that I was merely taking my grandmother home from the grocery store before I was scheduled to volunteer with the Special Olympics. The decepticop pulled his gun and called for backup.
The type of breasts that when supported with quality bra and clothing look amazing. However, when you get her home you are shocked to see her cans are not even close to perky, they are just lumps of fat and skin.... Decepticans
I gottastop picking up chubby girls, they all have decepticans
Lead by the power hungry almighty Lord Megatron, Decepticons are a faction in the Cybertronian war and they believe that conquest is the only way to prove that cybertronians are the most powerful beings. But mostly Megatron only wants to be the only leader.
Sentinel Prime: “Decepticons ships, fire on Optimus!”
Megatron: “Decepticons!”
Soundwave: “Decepticons, mobilise”