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Dentist Questions
Boring, stupid, politically correct questions asked by dentists everywhere while they have their fingers in your mouth.
Bob: We're been having nice weather lately, eh? How's school been going?
Janice: Shut up with the Dentist Questions, Bob, you sound like a prick.
Janice: Shut up with the Dentist Questions, Bob, you sound like a prick.
Dentist Questions by wt7 September 26, 2010
trip to the dentist
trip to the dentist by copper November 14, 2005
The Tenth Dentist
Someone who disagrees with something that is widely accepted by others, seemingly for no reason. The word comes from toothpaste advertisements, which often claim that "Nine out of ten dentists" recommend using their brand of toothpaste.
Mark: "I was making plans with the boys, but Adam kept arguing about all of our plans even though everyone else was on board."
Craig: "Man, the tenth dentist really had to go and ruin the fun for everyone, huh?"
Craig: "Man, the tenth dentist really had to go and ruin the fun for everyone, huh?"
The Tenth Dentist by dKoschei August 15, 2019
Dentist's High
The time period, usually a week to a month, after a dentist's appointment where you actually brush your teeth three times a day, floss, and use mouthwash. After this time period, one goes back to their old ways of dental hygiene.
Dentist's High by EthanO May 7, 2011
Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome
The fear that always creeps into your mind while sitting in the lobby of the dentist's office, even though you know it's just the dentist and you're being stupid and panicking about nothing. Many people try to calm this syndrome by reading one of the magazines or books in the lobby, but usually this just makes things worse.
(In the Dentist's Office)
Bob: (reaches for lobby magazine and starts reading)
Tracy: Gosh Bob, I've never seen someone look so nervous reading a magazine before! What's wrong?
Bob: Uhhhh it's nothing, really.
Tracy: Bob, don't tell me you still have Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome!! I thought you were over that years ago!!
Bob: Ahhh stop it!! I can't control it!!(Breaks out in hysterical crying)
Bob: (reaches for lobby magazine and starts reading)
Tracy: Gosh Bob, I've never seen someone look so nervous reading a magazine before! What's wrong?
Bob: Uhhhh it's nothing, really.
Tracy: Bob, don't tell me you still have Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome!! I thought you were over that years ago!!
Bob: Ahhh stop it!! I can't control it!!(Breaks out in hysterical crying)
Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome by Dr. Philbern June 29, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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