Fuckedous's definitions

Cold Stone

When you get a rock-hard erection from a very cold temperature, usually around 20 to 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Very similar to morning wood.

“Dude, I can’t fuckin’ walk like this. I have cold stone right now.”

by Fuckedous March 15, 2018

Degrishify

To reverse the long term psychological effects of watching death and gore images, videos, etc.
Named after the infamous shock site Goregrish.com.

As a psychologist, James' specialty is understanding and helping degrishify patients who have had their brains rewired from watching various shock sites. Many patients report watching these sites at a preadolescent age.

by Fuckedous May 20, 2024

Fuckedous

Another word for "Fucking dangerous", but making it more funnier

It's too fuckedous to go alone! Take this!

by Fuckedous March 6, 2015

Dentist

A fucked up doctor who stabs you in the mouth with needles and drills

Kid: My teeth hurt
Mom: You're gonna go to the dentist this Friday
Kid: NO!

by Fuckedous October 14, 2016

Parataph

A paragraph. But not just a normal paragraph, but also an epitaph.

Fast forward to 2014. I made my first montage parody, after months of watching montage parodies. The video was entitled "How to be MLG". It was a shit montage parody, but I was proud of it.

-Parataph marked on EduraD's future tombstone

-4,000,000,000 BCE - ????

by Fuckedous May 27, 2016