dentisted

Striking a blow to one's head / face that is so severe it causes them to have to visit the dentist.

"Ayo man, J-Roc dentisted that nigga Trillo-Pad!"

Ricky: "I heard that you broke T's jaw."
J-Roc: "Yeah I dentisted that nigga."
:: high-five ::

by willacious May 5, 2007

dentisted

a word i just coined
meaning when you go to the dentist and they are dentisting you

i have to get dentisted on monturday

by im not okay but i am ogay May 25, 2022

Dentist

A fucked up doctor who stabs you in the mouth with needles and drills

Kid: My teeth hurt
Mom: You're gonna go to the dentist this Friday
Kid: NO!

by Fuckedous October 14, 2016

Dentist Questions

Boring, stupid, politically correct questions asked by dentists everywhere while they have their fingers in your mouth.

Bob: We're been having nice weather lately, eh? How's school been going?

Janice: Shut up with the Dentist Questions, Bob, you sound like a prick.

by wt7 September 26, 2010

anti-dentite

someone who doesn't like dentists.

Kramer: Those people, listen to yourself.
Jerry: What?
Kramer: You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else, in search of a dream.
Jerry: Kramer, he's just a dentist.
Kramer: Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite.
Jerry: I am not an anti-dentite!
Kramer: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.
Jerry: They do have their own schools!

by kramer April 1, 2004

trip to the dentist

Spitting in someones drink.(Season 1 Veronica Mars)

Dont piss off the waiter otherwise he may give you a trip to the dentist.

by copper November 14, 2005

The Tenth Dentist

Someone who disagrees with something that is widely accepted by others, seemingly for no reason. The word comes from toothpaste advertisements, which often claim that "Nine out of ten dentists" recommend using their brand of toothpaste.

Mark: "I was making plans with the boys, but Adam kept arguing about all of our plans even though everyone else was on board."

Craig: "Man, the tenth dentist really had to go and ruin the fun for everyone, huh?"

by dKoschei August 15, 2019