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Kelly Deathless 

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Crazy bitch who makes up internet lies to get internet followers
omgzz poor Kelly ran away
Kelly Deathless by Holly December 17, 2004

kelly deathless 

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manipulative former member of The Distillers ex-communicated due to drug use.
does anyone have a broken lightbulb and some crizak?
kelly deathless by DpdynamO December 20, 2004

dateless 

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Someone who hasn't gotten hooked up romantically, sexually, or with a date, in any way, shape, or form, in a long time or not at all; especially someone who has a difficult time getting hooked up, either with anyone at all, or with someone that he or she is genuinely interested in being hooked up with.

There are several signs of datelessness, which are as follows:

1. Few, if any, are interested in going out with the person in question.
2. The person in question only wants to go out with people who are out of his or her league.
3. The person in question is so obsessed with going out with those who have no interest in him or her that he or she has neglected the rest of the dating pool.
4. The person in question doesn't have the guts to ask anyone out.
5. The person in question can't get over one or more bad endings to relationships for an extended period of time.
6. The person in question has severe difficulty in getting over one or more bad rejections.
7. For an extended period, the person in question thinks that getting hooked up is not worth it with anyone at all, at least at this point in time, or with anyone that the person can find at this point in time.

Finally, please note that at least some people can get along fine with being dateless, at least sometimes, especially when it primarily involves sign #7, but when datelessness leads to desperation, or the "blues", for an extended period of time, it can become an issue.
Daniel is not a pervert, closet or otherwise, he's just been dateless for too long.
dateless by Individual Daniel January 5, 2009

deathversary

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The anniversary of someone's death. It is generally not a fun occasion.
Natalie's deathversary is today, so lets drink in her honor.
deathversary by MelPDX January 3, 2009

deathlete 

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1. A person who participate in extreme sports. For example, David Goggins once ran for 48 hours straight.

2. A person who applies the mentality of extreme sports into everyday life in order to appreciated the aesthetic values of life. For example, Byron's aesthete. Another example would be the half-fictional half-autobiographic character in Soren Kierkegaard's Diary Of A Seducer. Yet another example can be found in the works of Marquis de Sade.
John is such a badass deathlete - he crammed for 4 classes in the exam week and slept 10 hours in 10 days.
deathlete by chuckchen September 18, 2018

dateless 

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Someone who can't get a date and resorts to desperate measures just to get some play. Someone without a girlfriend/boyfriend and most likely never had one.
Vitale is overweight and unnatractive. No wonder he's dateless.
dateless by 3332 April 20, 2008
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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