Someone who sells poop or poopy.
This person could also sell baggies or containers of diarrhea , fart , or sometimes even vomit. Prices may vary depending on who your buying your poop from.

Guy 1: Damn, i really could go for some poop rn :/
Guy 2: Same :,(
Guy 3: Dont worrys guys, ill just hit up my poop dealer, hes got poop like 5 bucks a g.

poop dealer by Certified Ugly March 2, 2019

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Hope Dealers

HopeDealers are people that go around Slingin’ HOPE in the name of JESUS. Specifically, in recovery groups. They testify, they meet, they greet, they support others in their outreach to communities. Every mode of transportation and every social media is used to get the word out to the broken-hearted in this world. JESUS is the way to full restoration. The Hope Dealers know they are not their past and God has done such a miracle through Jesus in them, they just can’t shut up about it.

A God Miracle was worked in their lives, where their mess, became HIS Message, the restoration in Jesus, placed the desire to be HOPE DEALERS in JESUS, to outreach and tell their testimony to the masses.

Hope Dealers by HopedealerFoeva October 21, 2019

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Dealer Time

When a dealer says he'll be at your house in 20 minutes, and doesn't show up till 2 hours later, then act like he showed up on time.

Dealer: "I'll be there in 20 minutes"
Me: "taking dealer time into calculation i'll see you in about 2 hours"

Dealer Time by DC Black July 2, 2009

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speed dealers

Originally used by Sydney skaters as a term for wrap around sunglasses typically worn by bikies, westies and speed dealers.
The most highly prized speed dealers are "west coast customs" with flames and reflective lenses.

"oh dude check out my new speed dealers"
"holy crap, can i get a bag off ya?"

speed dealers by kizzamatch November 21, 2013

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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