Deafening Silence 

When you say something stupid and it is responded with silence, leaving you to ponder every decision in your life up to that point that made you proceed to speak what your brain deemed appropriate.

You: I know we have only gone on one date but what do you think we should name our firstborn?
Becky: ..........................

Friend: So how did she respond?
You: With Deafening silence.

Deafening Silence by Dating Guru February 19, 2014

deafening silence 

Deafening silence- when even the solemnity of silence has become too loud.

Deafening silence described: the point of silence in which one can feel the fine hairs in the inner ear vibrating with the subtlest change in air pressure. Going out on a limb, but the sound of dead proteins rubbing and creating static nerve pulses to the brain at such a lean frequency that the wave pattern is then magnified by your brain to the point of confusion, annoyance, uneasiness, or anxiety.

deafening silence by deafening silence May 10, 2015

Deafening Cum 

You cum in a girl's ear as she is sleeping so when she wakes up and it is dried she can't hear and thinks she is deaf.

Dammit! I have been deafening cummed again! I can't hear!!!!!

Deafening Cum by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Deafening Silence 

Crickets play this orchestra piece all around the world. No one knows who taught it to them.

I was outside at night looking for my car keys when all of a sudden 'Deafening Silence' began to play

Deafening Silence by V-Popp April 30, 2015

the silence is deafening 

When way up in the mountains with no sounds, the silence does indeed get to be screamingly loud & deafening!

I doubted what I heard about the silence is deafening until I experienced it firsthand. What an amazing phenomena!

the silence is deafening by Starchylde May 24, 2016

The deafening 

When you cum in her right ear round 1. And cum in her left ear round 2.

Karen: whats wrong with you this morning? You cant hear anything I’m saying.

Sarah: bobby went crazy last night and said I wasn’t listening so he gave me the deafening m.

The deafening by Jmurder007 January 29, 2022

Guitar Hero deafening 

An ear pain that a gamer gets after playing Guitar Hero with the music blasting for hours.

I just got Guitar Hero deafening because I just listened to the rock music and played for three freaking hours!

Guitar Hero deafening by Seshie January 9, 2009