V-Popp's definitions

butter button

A button that always comes loose all on its own

My butter button is one slip away from getting replaced

by V-Popp April 14, 2015

astrobortology

Is the study of astro-abortions. Mothers who are deciding to or deciding not to have an abortion might look at their future baby's zodiac symbol and derive from their possible nature wether they will be a good match for her or the already existing family.

I was reading my Astrobortology Pamphlet and have come to the decision to keep my fetus because he will make a great sibling for my already 2 year old daughter

by V-Popp April 14, 2015

bamboo drizzle

water that continues to fall off tree leaves even after the rain clouds have stopped pouring

"How are you wet? I thought it stopped raining an hour ago"
"Oh yeah this is just a little bamboo drizzle"

by V-Popp April 14, 2015

pinky and the brain

A drink that mixes a small amount of Dr Pepper aka the brain, with a larger portion of Hi-C Pink Lemonaide. But whatever you do, do not use real lemonade. Only use the fake shit.

I'm a big fan of pinky and the brain. It's just so refreshing after a long day at work. But to be honest, I got to warn you that if you're not a fan of Dr Pepper you are never gonna like it, ever

by V-Popp April 14, 2015

gringo jalapeños

a pickle

I was drinking a Patron margarita when I suddenly got the hankering for some homemade gringo jalapeños

by V-Popp April 28, 2015

bleuees

Legs. Pronounced Blue-eez. Named after all the legs in the world that are covered by blue jeans.

"Get your bleuees off my table or else I'll kick'em off myself!"

by V-Popp April 29, 2015

Deafening Silence

Crickets play this orchestra piece all around the world. No one knows who taught it to them.

I was outside at night looking for my car keys when all of a sudden 'Deafening Silence' began to play

by V-Popp April 30, 2015