ddeod 

Dark Dude Eating Oriental Delights.

This acronym was on the very funny show Reno 911! on Comedy Central. The episode in question was the homeland security episode in which African American officer Jonesy and an attractive Asian Homeland Security officer are riding in the car. She is quizzing him and asks him what DDEOD stands for to which he replied the above. Needless to say she was not impressed.

Officer Kim: "Ok, whats DDEOD stand for?"
Officer Jones: ".....Dark Dude..Eating Oriental Delights?"
A Few Mins Pass
Officer Jones: "...I love you."
Officer Kim: "Yeah thats not workin.."

ddeod by Skeeter McDougal July 6, 2005

ddeonu 

He is the type of person who loves mint choco and his special skill is doing aegyo. Be careful around him..you might fall hard 😉 He Brightens up your day like a sun in the morning🌞🍓.

Girl1: What is your special skill?
Ddeonu: Doing aegyo,ddeonu!

ddeonu by Dessert fox October 21, 2021

deodorant malfunction 

Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.

Dammit, I'm going to be so sweaty today, I had a deodorant malfunction this morning...

deodorant malfunction by just a worthless liar September 26, 2005

Deodorant

A thing people should not eat. EVER!

Virgil: you don't eat deodorant.
Remus:well maybe you don't. Haha

Deodorant by Remy=StarBucks February 18, 2020

deoderant 

something you put on so you wont smell like dennis rodman when you sweat.

hey you smell like chicken fricasee wear some deoderant next time.

deoderant by sowhatifisaidthat November 18, 2004

Deodorant Dingleberries 

The small crumbs of roll-on deodorant that cake up inside armpit hair after usage.

I wanted to look good for my girlfriend, but the deodorant dingleberries were hanging off my armpit.

Deodorant Dingleberries by Guy Fresco January 25, 2008

deoderent stick 

when a man lathers his dick up for fresh sex

betty wanted cleaner dry anal sex from mark, so he lathered up his dick and prepared to give her the deoderent stick

deoderent stick by cords April 1, 2005