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deoderant 

noun: The way retarded people who attend community colleges spell "deodorant".
Look, that retard spelled deodorant like "deoderant".
deoderant by x-cali-bar May 8, 2009

deoderant 

The greatest invention of mankind.
Yo, whoever invented deoderant was smart cause now I don't stink.
deoderant by A random somebody September 21, 2005

Deoderant 

God's gift to men
Who let a skunk in? oh, he just forgot to wear deoderant
Deoderant by kinghiga_808 March 29, 2025

deoderant high 

When you huff deoderant and become fucked up as hell.
Person1:hey did have you huffed deoderant?
Person2(already deoderant high):huh? Oh yeah... i don't have a clue what the fuck is happening, what did you say?

Desperanto 

A person or group who urgently want a word or phase to come into common usage, and because of this, overuse it, or use too obviously and inappropriately. AND YES I see the irony in all this.
"By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious. And "By the minty nipples of Marduk !" so are these fries.

Why is he talking like that?

He's a desperanto.

Oh, That is sad, I'll buy him a small beverage.
Desperanto by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013

deodorant malfunction 

Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.
Dammit, I'm going to be so sweaty today, I had a deodorant malfunction this morning...
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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