The state of arousal experienced by millions of
NASCAR race fans in the days leading up to the Daytona 500. This condition
may be particularly intense during the weekend of qualifying and the
Bud Shootout. Do not expect much from your husband while he is experiencing Daytoner Boner as he doesn't have sufficient blood supply to sustain proper mental focus.
Adam had such a Daytoner Boner last
night during the shootout, he forgot to
walk to the bathroom before he shit, and mudbogged the
couch....