dattone

What a 2 year old ask his daddy at the car dealership

Hey Daddy you gonna get dattone?.....ya dattone ohberdare

by Disexlia boy January 18, 2010

Daptone

Badass music label out of Brooklyn, New York putting out the Deepest Funk this side of 1972.

Good evening ladies & gentlemen and welcome to the Daptone Super Soul Revue!

by b3 April 30, 2005

Daytoner Boner

The state of arousal experienced by millions of NASCAR race fans in the days leading up to the Daytona 500. This condition may be particularly intense during the weekend of qualifying and the Bud Shootout. Do not expect much from your husband while he is experiencing Daytoner Boner as he doesn't have sufficient blood supply to sustain proper mental focus.

Adam had such a Daytoner Boner last night during the shootout, he forgot to walk to the bathroom before he shit, and mudbogged the couch....

by b00mb00mchuck February 7, 2010

Daytonesque

1. Of or like the city of Dayton Ohio.

2. Being similar to Dayton Ohio.

Shreveport (LA) is a nice place, it's very daytonesque. Meaning that it is similar in demographics, size, Etc.

by krunchie December 3, 2003

duttoned

duttoned
To make plans to attend a gala or event with someone, then being left while they attend without you.

To be left out of plans entirely that you should otherwise be a part of.

I was supposed to go to the baseball game with Jeff but he duttoned me.

I showed up and they had all left for a picnic at the beach. I sure felt duttoned.

Wait for me! I don't want to be duttoned

by Will I. Am. H. April 25, 2007

DatOneDuck

A duck who is poggers and sex

Person 1: DatOneDuck?
Person 2: poggers

by Carbonado February 5, 2021

Daytoned

To be stuck at the bottom with no place else to go.

To pick your last option with no hope of moving up.

After numerous months of job searching, Jon was daytoned at McDonalds.

by Gary John February 9, 2006