Daytoned

To be stuck at the bottom with no place else to go.

To pick your last option with no hope of moving up.

After numerous months of job searching, Jon was daytoned at McDonalds.

by Gary John February 9, 2006

Daytoner Boner

The state of arousal experienced by millions of NASCAR race fans in the days leading up to the Daytona 500. This condition may be particularly intense during the weekend of qualifying and the Bud Shootout. Do not expect much from your husband while he is experiencing Daytoner Boner as he doesn't have sufficient blood supply to sustain proper mental focus.

Adam had such a Daytoner Boner last night during the shootout, he forgot to walk to the bathroom before he shit, and mudbogged the couch....

by b00mb00mchuck February 7, 2010

Daytonesque

1. Of or like the city of Dayton Ohio.

2. Being similar to Dayton Ohio.

Shreveport (LA) is a nice place, it's very daytonesque. Meaning that it is similar in demographics, size, Etc.

by krunchie December 3, 2003

DatOneDuck

A duck who is poggers and sex

Person 1: DatOneDuck?
Person 2: poggers

by Carbonado February 5, 2021

daytondria

has a huge heart for people, she is loving and just a great person. she tends to get on peoples nerves but at the end its all worth it. Daytondria is a unique name which explains why she’s so different.

Daytondria , just explains who i am

by tondri February 3, 2019

Daltoned

The point is to get a little bit stupid, but not too stupid. However, in doing so, you go past the point of being too stupid.

"Hey, let’s go out tonight for a nice steak dinner." (8 hours later) "The sun's coming up, and I’m drunk. I got Daltoned."

by Itsyaboi93 June 21, 2024

Daytoner

A resident of Daytona Beach, Florida who avidly lives the Daytona lifestyle.

That guy is a complete Daytoner! He was driving like if he was in the Daytona 500.

by professionaldaytoner February 10, 2026