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Darwizzy 

A mastermind when in the field and titled to 10 Ballon d'Or. Many people refer to him as the GOAT of football. His plays have multiple times led to football fans erecting on the stadiums.
friend: "Hey are you gonna watch porn?"
you: "No i am gonna watch darwizzy play"

girl: "Hey i am home alone"
you: "shut the fuck up, darwizzy is playing"
Darwizzy by AverageFootballer March 19, 2023
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darwisyah 

beautiful and one-of-a-kind. loyal asf and gets jelly even if she declines it. she literally glows. your neighbourhood beauty. polite and sensitive of people’s feelings. pure heart and is not one to dare to hurt anyone. sweet, loving and caring. her voice is damn soothing and cute. can make you go soft. appreciative and thankful. treat her right or her friends are after you.
“darwisyah is looking fineeee, have you seen her?”
darwisyah by creqmeyr June 15, 2021

Darwin Hoe 

Tayla😈
Person: "Who's that Darwin Hoe?"
Me: "That SEXY girl Tayla"
Person: "She made that phrase"
Darwin Hoe by bbybbybbybby:) November 25, 2019

darwin-proof 

To restrict access to a place to prevent someone from getting a Darwin Award by killing themselves with the sheer stupidity of their actions.
Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about the amusement park ride closing?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard that they had to darwin-proof it because some idiot broke the restraints for a selfie."
darwin-proof by SupaGamer2017 April 21, 2021

Darwin Outlaw

When someone is so stupid, and makes such dangerous life decisions they should have died. However they live on to make more bad choices.

This is a reference to those who accidentally kill themselves and are given the "darwin award" implying they died due to their lack of being evolved along with the remainder of the human race and their genes are being eliminated.
1) Can you believe he survived that fall? He is a total darwin outlaw.
2) I wish that darwin outlaw would be brought to justice.
Darwin Outlaw by clownsec December 17, 2014

darwizzy 

the greatest footballer of all time who is so clear of everyone it is not fair they have to disallow his goals as he is getting too close to messi and ronaldo. no one is better than him even tho corrupt fifa and uefa officials wrongfully disallow his goals
whos your favourite footballer

easily darwizzy
darwizzy by dariwzzylover123 April 3, 2023