Darwizzy

A mastermind when in the field and titled to 10 Ballon d'Or. Many people refer to him as the GOAT of football. His plays have multiple times led to football fans erecting on the stadiums.

friend: "Hey are you gonna watch porn?"
you: "No i am gonna watch darwizzy play"

girl: "Hey i am home alone"
you: "shut the fuck up, darwizzy is playing"

by AverageFootballer March 19, 2023

darwizzy

the greatest footballer of all time who is so clear of everyone it is not fair they have to disallow his goals as he is getting too close to messi and ronaldo. no one is better than him even tho corrupt fifa and uefa officials wrongfully disallow his goals

whos your favourite footballer

easily darwizzy

by dariwzzylover123 April 3, 2023

darwizzy

The best football player in the world. He is way better than Antony

"Wow Darwizzy scored 7 goals against Reak Madrid yesterday!"
"Yeah man, he is too good"

by DarwizzyTheGoat March 1, 2023

Darwizzy

The GOAT in the world of football, maldini once said "if i played with darwizzy i would've shat myself like gary lineker" Messi once said "he is one of the best players in the world. He is a 10 time bellend door winner"

"hey are you gonna play fifa with me?"
"fuck off im watching darwizzy win his first bellend door"

by darwizzy the goat September 3, 2023

Darwizzy

the best person of all time in the history of the world, single handedly stopped WW1,2 and the Cold War and, did i mention he plays football aswell?

My Friend: you free this evening
Me asf: nah im watching Darwizzy play for the big reds
Me: *jerks off to Darwizzy*
Parent: WHAT THE HELL oh its darwizzy,carry on

by Chiknbiscuit October 3, 2023

Darwizzy

A tiktok user called darwizzy got very low stats in the wheel spin stat trend.

Bro cannot ne worse than Darwizzy

by rockeater7517 October 15, 2023

darwizzy

A woman/man who looks good in the first photo (typically on tinder or a dating site), and the next they gradually gain 15-20 lbs. Someone who tries to look smaller than they actually are as an attention getter, just for their proportions to completely change on the next picture.

(1 is going through tinder, 2 is the friend)
2 : How's the match making going?
1 : Terrible! I keep seeing darwizzy after darwizzy.
2 : Its like that these days, too many filters and whatnot.

by de_i March 12, 2024