Darwin'd 

When someone performs an incredibly stupid action that results in their death or their sterilization, it is said they have been "Darwin'd", as they have done humanity a favor by keeping their potentially genetic mental defects out of the gene pool. The name refers to Darwin's theory of evolution, in which a species survives and adapts by being the most fit (to pass their genes on), and anyone who has been "Darwin'd" clearly is not. Being "Darwin'd" is a prerequisite to winning a Darwin Award

John stood in front of a moving car after his friend dared him fifty dollars to. John was hit by the car, and is now in a persistent vegetative state. Due to his newfound inability to breed as a result of his poor judgement, it can be said that he has been "Darwin'd"

Darwin'd by Dr_dude December 12, 2018

Darwin'd 

The past tense of "darwin" in which a person:
a) shatters others beliefs of creationism
b) educates someone about evolution
c) smacks someone with a finch

Claudia: "I darwin'd that motherrfuckah"

Darwin'd by godofidea August 20, 2011

Darwin'd 

Bitch Slappin someone with the evolutionary theory created by Charles Darwin.

Sara and Justin were discussing Evolution when. . .
Sara: All the pretty-smart people should destroy all ugly and stupid people to make way for smart and sexy people.

Justin: But I'm not pretty or smart!!!

Sara: You just got Darwin'd. . .

Darwin'd by Rostra Maximus September 1, 2010

Darwin'd 

Verb. To be picked off by natural selection from one's own stupidity.

Speaking of the Area 51 raid, nothing would boost morale more than seeing some dumb shit get Darwin’d right in the face by the 50 cal. Darwin'd refers to the theory of natural selection by Charles Darwin.

Darwin'd by PhoenixAlexander September 20, 2019

Darwin'd 

verb: To be removed from the gene pool by methodologies described in Charles Darwin's "On The Origin of Species".

Some flowers grow to resemble the creature pollinating them. Well, the ones that resemble them are the ones that thrive. The others get Darwin'd.

Darwin'd by JWSmythe September 12, 2021

Darwin Dad 

An atheist version of God father. Similar principles of the traditional version i.e chosen reliable friend or family member who will always be there for your offspring. Offering assistance and guidance in their upbringing, and just like the majority of traditional versions, never setting foot in a church!

Ben, as a fine upstanding fellow, and with me thinking the world might be a little better without religion, would you do me the honour of being Grace's Darwin Dad?

Darwin Dad by scott wallis February 11, 2017

Darwin Dangle 

When a young woman, generally of less than 25 years of age and of low wealth, speed walks through a public setting (generally a train station, busy street, etc) wearing a velour track suit or other Juicy-inspired items while dangling her child (typically of an age that indicates she was knocked up in her mid-teens) behind her as if they are a both a fashion accessory and/or a massive inconvenience. In doing so, she will likely strut her stuff to attract any potential suitors. Heels are optional, but not required for a sighting.

Dude, I totally saw a Darwin Dangle in Ruggles Station last night.

Darwin Dangle by DangleSighter September 11, 2011