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dart board 

when you’re in bed with a woman and she starts spinning on your penis, indicating you hit the target so this is often referred to as the dart board
dude she pulled the old dart board on me last night
dart board by mcfister55 November 19, 2019

The Dart Board

Painting dart board rings on your girls face or ass and trying to get a perfect score by jizzing into the mouth or ass. If you get her eye you may cause her to have The Lazy Eye.
Last night I was playing darts with my old lady and accidentally jizmed her schnoz

I missed my girl's beaver last night playing with the dart board
The Dart Board by echostorm August 28, 2008

drinking under the dart board 

Man, look at that one there, she's definitly been drinking under the dart board!

dartboarded

A term to describe the science and action of getting excessively inebriated beyond the point of coherence.
Mykola did you talk to that girl last night?

nah mate i got totally dartboarded, I couldn't talk without laughing
dartboarded by antoniodomino July 9, 2012

Dartboard Democracy

When the so called intellectuals not elected by the people try to use the supreme court of law to impose their own agenda on the Government and when the supreme court doesn't agree, they use social media as a dartboard and malign the

individual reputation of the judge and the independence of judiciary. The Dartboard Democracy may therefore delay the deliverables by the Government.
India's top lawyer Harish Salve said that a lot of people who are not elected representatives feel that they can impose their will on the government through the courts.

He made the observation while asserting that one can criticise a judgment and even a judge, but attributing motives to them is wrong “’If a judge does not agree with me, he is dishonest’ - This tendency must be curtailed. We owe it to the system. We have let our systems down, Supreme Court is not a Dartboard.” Salve said.
So called intellectual: "The Judge is hand in glove with the Government and has failed to protect the Democracy."
An observer: " Sir, you may be right but before maligning the reputation of the honorable court of law, wait till the end result. Dartboard Democracy is detrimental to the very cause of democracy."

DNA Dartboard 

a tattoo on a woman's lower back, tramp stamp
Instead of knocking her up, Jimmy decided to pull out and fire it on her DNA Dartboard
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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