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dark times 

Synonymous with bad times. Heard during the first Harry Potter movie
Oooo those were dark times when we took Economics a few quarters ago. Dark, dark times
dark times by Anonymous November 18, 2001
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dark times 

The hours after sunset and before dawn. Speficically, those hours when you're awake and don't want to be.
I've got to get up for my show at 4am this Saturday. Dark times!
dark times by The Grammar Nazi November 20, 2001

before the dark times 

Before the dark times is a quote said by Obi wan Kenobi in "A New Hope" which is used to say that times where good for the jedi before the empire, this heavy implies that at the moment, Obi wan is having flashbacks to the clone wars and his former Padawan, Anakin Skywalker. It is also used as an expression of when someone changed for the worse
Obi Wan Kenobi: Before the Dark times.... Before the Empire

dark time 

when someone is going through a difficult period in their life
Steve: I got no money, these are some dark times
dark time by Nyol May 20, 2018

Dark time 

A changing point or awakening in one’s life. A time of forced self intimacy.
I was going through a dark time when I made the most out of my life and produced the best artistically.
Dark time by Sheila V December 3, 2018

Dark Time Express 

1) A word used to describe someone with black skin. A person of African descent. A polite way of saying the more offensive word "nigger".

2) A code name for Harriet Tubman's secret underground railroad.

3) An imaginary train that black people ride on. They can be seen between 2:00am and 3:15am in the morning. The train carries a cargo of balogna and sesame snaps.
1) Hop aboard the dark time express.

2) What is that dark time express up to?

3) That dark time was on the move!
Dark Time Express by WaffleClaw April 30, 2010

dark pants time

When you are so excited that you may mess you pants, hence, you need dark pants.
WHen I saw her bend over, I knew it was dark pants time.
dark pants time by sneekix September 15, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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