danhandle

Touching every piece of food available on a platter before making a selection.

I had my eye on those sesame bagels, but I lost my appetite after he danhandled every single one.

by notjenny July 18, 2007

panhandle behavior

Acting as one who lives in the “panhandle” area of a state. Specifically murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.

Did you hear about Junior? He got arrested for shooting his wife in their home. Claimed it was a burglary gone wrong but it seems like classic panhandle behavior.

by sarahsfunny May 17, 2018

Malibu Manhandler

A physical game of speed and treachery, where two contestants attempt to be the first to pull the underwear off of the other, the winner becomes the master for the night.

Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.

After a long day of fishing , drinking beer and a few grape vodkas, Cutter and I played a game of "Malibu Manhandler" to decide who was going to pitch and who was catching last night.

by The Big Bag May 24, 2009

Manhandle

To physically dominate someone roughly and forcefully

Did you see the fight last night? Aaliyah manhandled James so badly, James is now in the Hospital.

by Arnold Armitage April 15, 2019

Oklahoma Panhandle

A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.

A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !

by Eatingkillingshittingmachine October 25, 2009

Panhandle Behavior

Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.

No plan, no plot, just I'm going to kill her and when they ask me if I did it I'm going to say nope and then maybe that will work. Panhandle behavior at its finest.

by DeadInsideButStillPretty May 17, 2018

Panhandle Flapjack

The sexual maneuver whereby, whilst penetrating a female anus from a rear-entry position ("doggystyle"), the female utilizes the slack skin of the male's scrotum to stimulate the vulva and clitoris in an act of manual masturbation.

I was stuffin' my girl's dumper like a thanksgiving turkey when all the sudden she grabbed my coinpurse and gave herself a panhandle flapjack.

by The panhandle flapjacker January 3, 2010