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Acting as one who lives in the “panhandle” area of a state. Specifically murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.
Did you hear about Junior? He got arrested for shooting his wife in their home. Claimed it was a burglary gone wrong but it seems like classic panhandle behavior.
by sarahsfunny May 17, 2018
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Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.
No plan, no plot, just I'm going to kill her and when they ask me if I did it I'm going to say nope and then maybe that will work. Panhandle behavior at its finest.
by DeadInsideButStillPretty May 17, 2018
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Murdering people close to you without any expectation of getting away with it.

This idiotic criminal behavior is perpetrated by those who live in part of a state that juts out from the main portion of the state, like the handle on a frying pan.
For those living in the panhandle of a state, it is advised that they get back to the pan to avoid being needlessly slaughtered by those closest to them.
"Stabbing a family of three while heavily intoxicated and then stealing a farmer's tractor as your getaway vehicle is panhandle behavior."

"A man exhibits panhandle behavior by saying: 'I'll kill her, and then when they ask me if I did it, I'm gonna say NOPE! and maybe that'll work.'"
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by Panhandler3 May 17, 2018
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Murdering someone with no reasonable expectation to get away with it
“Man, did you hear? Steve killed Joe next door in broad daylight!”

“Yeah, that’s some panhandle behavior right there”
by TiredAllegory May 17, 2018
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Killing of relatives, friends or loved ones for no apparent reason. Performed by scumbags who live in pan-handle areas of any state or region.
Small Town Murder has discovered Pan-Handle behavior based on the amount of murders that happen in pan-handles of various states.
by wandaful May 17, 2018
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Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.

Violent criminal behavior that is neither well-thoughtout nor sophisticated — usually involving (but not limited) to a trailer park, and occuring in a god-awful small town.

The phrase was coined by comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman of Small Town Murder Podcast.
Billy Joe shot his sister, Bobbie Lee, in broad daylight because she was going to turn him into the police for robbing their neighbor’s house five years ago. Billy Joe was caught in a trailer park 2 miles away from the scene of the crime with her pick-up truck, jewelry and bloody clothes. Billy Joe is exhibiting major panhandle behavior, I tell you what!
by ElBlakeBlakeBlake May 17, 2018
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Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it. No plan. No plot.
The increased murder rate and subsequent arrest and convictions in this part of the state is due to a large demographic of white trash exhibiting major panhandle behavior.
by LORDSILKY May 18, 2018
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