dadhandle 

In essence, it's a synonym of manhandle, but with greater force. Such force that would make someone immediately think of getting brutally beaten by their father.

MY N*IGGA YOU JUST GOT DADHANDLED BY FETTY WAP

dadhandle by Hewjjwjwjwj August 10, 2017

danhandle 

Touching every piece of food available on a platter before making a selection.

I had my eye on those sesame bagels, but I lost my appetite after he danhandled every single one.

danhandle by notjenny July 18, 2007

Danhandled 

To be manhandled by former CBS anchor Dan Rather.

Associate News Editor A.J. was danhandled at the journalism forum today.

Danhandled by S.Keller November 1, 2007

danhandled 

To masturbate ones significant other to orgasm, to give a handjob

See that hottie over there, she danhandled me at a party a week ago.

danhandled by chrissylee October 19, 2008

Danhandled 

When someone named Dan dose anything to the extreme!

I can use that in a sentence for you all.

“Ok, so I have beard burn, bruises and sore thighs. You Danhandled the bejeezus out of me, man! :)”

Danhandled by Danimal187 February 14, 2010

Dadhands 

When your hands are the same size of your father's it means you are officially done growing in all ways. Your loss buddy.

Ewe he's 3ft 2 And his hands are the same size of a person. He has dadhands

Dadhands by Poopheadthimbertack September 24, 2017