dadhandle

In essence, it's a synonym of manhandle, but with greater force. Such force that would make someone immediately think of getting brutally beaten by their father.

MY N*IGGA YOU JUST GOT DADHANDLED BY FETTY WAP

by Hewjjwjwjwj August 10, 2017

danhandle

Touching every piece of food available on a platter before making a selection.

I had my eye on those sesame bagels, but I lost my appetite after he danhandled every single one.

by notjenny July 18, 2007

Danhandled

To be manhandled by former CBS anchor Dan Rather.

Associate News Editor A.J. was danhandled at the journalism forum today.

by S.Keller November 1, 2007

danhandled

To masturbate ones significant other to orgasm, to give a handjob

See that hottie over there, she danhandled me at a party a week ago.

by chrissylee October 19, 2008

Danhandled

When someone named Dan dose anything to the extreme!

I can use that in a sentence for you all.

“Ok, so I have beard burn, bruises and sore thighs. You Danhandled the bejeezus out of me, man! :)”

by Danimal187 February 14, 2010

Dadhands

When your hands are the same size of your father's it means you are officially done growing in all ways. Your loss buddy.

Ewe he's 3ft 2 And his hands are the same size of a person. He has dadhands

by Poopheadthimbertack September 24, 2017