To materbate in an unusual fashion. This involves the process of calling a friend or family member to you whilst masterbating, this is done with the intention of ejaculation before they arrive to your room of 'pleasure'.

Callum-"GILLLLLLL"
(FAP FAP FAP FAP)
Gill-"Whats up callum?"
Callum-"Aw orrr"
Gill-"YOU SICK FUCK, I KNOW I SHOULD OF HAD YOU TESTED!"
Callum-"It was just a Dangerwank"

Dangerwank by Charlie Hesketh February 22, 2014

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dangerwank

a game played by u and a few fucked up m8's.prefably a lot
wot u do is first bet some money down like 5£, 5$ (if 1 of u fails u leave empty handed)

u then proceed 2 have a wank in a public place like in a library, behind a door of an office, on a balcony etc for a minute, if u and all ur m8's do it successfully u then step it up a gear by going into a more public place or make the minutes longer, if u all still manage 2 do it (doubt u will) but if u do u go into the final place.... the school classroom(by then a few might have chickened out) and then i goes last man standing, whoever lasts the longest without been caught gets all the money

a very fun game and pottentionally very rich aswell, also made as a film in 2007

person1: me and bout 7 of my m8's played dangerwank yesterday
person2: ha wot do u do
person1: u go into public places and have a wank and try not 2 get caught
person2: cool who won
person1: me!! i got £35 out of it

dangerwank by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

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Dangerwank

The act of calling out your sisters name half way through a wank, then trying to blow your load before she walks in and catches you in the act.

Ripper is one dirty bastard. Lastnight he told me he had a dangerwank and his sister caught him. Dirty cunt. Lost on purpose.

Dangerwank by MiceKrotum69 March 25, 2025

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Spectral Dangerwank

Wanking while in close proximity or currently being spooked by a ghost.

I was just wanking in my room when all of the sudden I was spooked by a ghost, guess it turned out to be a Spectral Dangerwank.

Spectral Dangerwank by Ipomcea August 6, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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