dangder

When you know you straight fucked a ho like she ain't never been slammed before.

"Hey what you end up doing with that girl last night?"

"Bro I straight dangder!"

by FilthyMan69 January 3, 2008

cyber danger wank

Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.

Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?

David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.

by Hucklebucker September 29, 2020

Dandere

Dandere, oftenly confused with kuudere, is a common anime trope used to describe people who are often quiet and extremely shy towards people they like. Despite this, once they do start to conversate (usually awkwardly) with the one they admire, they become more open and less shy.
The reason this is confused with the definition kuudere is because both tropes hardly talk, and occasionally show their more open side. A kuudere is someone who is often emotionless and clueless, but will sometimes show their loving and kind/sympathetic side.

A character that is a dandere: Hinata Hyuga from Naruto.
A character that is a kuudere, not a dandere: Kanade Tachibana from Angel Beats!

dude: "ahahaa, *insert name here* is such a dandere. she hardly talks but she's for some reason really nice and open to me. rarely, though."

dude 2: "man, you are so lucky."

by iiToxicMinded November 28, 2016

dangerous pussy

Pussy so good it’s hard to say no or stay away from even if you’re married

I promised myself to never talk to her again, but it’s so hard because she’s got a dangerous pussy.

by Siredd November 11, 2017

hooded dangler

n. an impressive flaccid dong with ample foreskin.

“Have you ever seen a hooded dangler up close?”

by H. Bruce Washington November 17, 2020

Danger Yank

To properly perform the danger yank, one must pop a cialis/adderol combo, watch a Golden girls rerun at full volume, get into a wallsquat position without any pants on, and jerk it with a two-finger-overhead-away-from-the-brain quick stroke, attempting to climax before knees lock or your significant other enters the room...

If there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.

Tommy packed his car the night before Liz caught him mid Danger Yank. She wasn't even finished dialing her mom for tearful advice before he had the Datsun in gear, driving away from her bullshit. Glorious.

by Mjolnir12982 January 14, 2017

Our worlds are in danger

The theme to Transformers: Cybertron

Optimus prime: OUR WORLDS ARE IN DANGER!! To save them and the galaxy we must find the four Cyber Planet Keys before the Decepticons can use them for evil. It is our mission. Hot Shot! Jetfire! Vector Prime! Landmine! Scattorshot! Optimus Prime! Transform and roll out!

by Ariel Aries May 23, 2021