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napkin dandruff 

Detritus left on one's clothing from white cloth napkins.
The meal was incredible and the service was great, but when we left the restaurant I realized I was covered in napkin dandruff. I wish restaurants would use black cloth napkins!
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Dankruptcy 

The state of being out of weed.
Rachel: "I declare dankruptcy!"
Michael: "I'll pick some up at Zion's house."
Dankruptcy by Problem212 January 22, 2011

Daner dane 

A seemingly conservative woman who actually is comfortable with and uses vulgarity regularly.
"Don't worry about dropping an F-Bomb in the library, the librarian is actually a daner dane.
Daner dane by Spockpatriot January 14, 2010

Yard Dandruff

Yard Dandruff is the grass clippings, leaves, pods, seeds and other materials that get stuck to your dog's fur and then are deposited all over your house. The condition is worst in the Spring and Fall.
"What is all that crap all over the couch? It hurts to sit there."

"That's just yard dandruff. Ripley has been rolling in the seed pods again."

butt dandruff 

Is when toilet paper pieces get stuck on the rim of your Balloon Knot.
I bought some toilet paper at the Dollar Store and I ended up with that butt dandruff yo!
butt dandruff by Batman307 August 11, 2015

dankrupt 

aye we need to hit the weed spot dawg we dankrupt
dankrupt by fotweny November 18, 2004